Madeleine de Scudery's Conversational Salon with Ladies of the 1980s
An imagined rhetorical situation in the digital realm
That's because they had nothing to say until I came along
See Rule 1: Be witty and urbane. How can women be witty and urbane talking about their love lives?
And don't forget Rule 8 puhhlleeezzzze.
Not another chit-chat about the bodily functions of young children.